Twin Souls

Twin souls is a trashy romance series that exists in-universe within the Transcendence au. It's characters are lose interpretations of Alcor, Mizar, The Woodsman, and others generally associated with the previously mentioned people. It is notoriously inaccurate, portraying Alcor and Mizar as high school lovers A La Twilight. Despite all evidence to the contrary, the majority of its fans are convinced Mizar and Alcor are an item, which drives Dipper absolutely insane. The ship is almost as embarrassing as the also popular Alcor/Woodsman.

Fangirls of the series have been known to summon Alcor solely for the purpose of asking him questions related to it's cannon, much to his irritation.