Larry the Sandwich
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Larry the Sandwich is a setient sanwich.
Appearance
Larry looks like your standard white bread sandwich with some lettuce, except with little black legs much like Bill's. He also apparently has a 'bread mouth', with which he can use to communicate (in a heavy Jersey accent).
History
Larry was originally a drunken (not to mention stupid) human who summoned Alcor to ask him to 'make him a sandwhich'. Dipper, having little patience for this sort of nonsense, turned him into a literal sandwich. Thus began the adventures of Larry the Sandwich.