Larry the Sandwich

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Larry the Sandwich is a sentient sandwich that was originally human.

Appearance

Larry looks like a standard white bread sandwich with some lettuce, except with little black legs much like Bill's.[1] He also apparently has a 'bread mouth', which he can use to communicate (in a heavy Jersey accent).[2]

History

Larry was originally human. He became a sandwich after summoning Alcor while drunk and asking him to "make me a sandwich".[3] At some point, he came to the realization he liked being a sandwich more than he liked being human.[4]

Larry doesn't decompose like a normal sandwich would. He's effectively immortal, and cannot deteriorate by natural means. However, that doesn't mean he can't be killed.[5] He is able to protect himself from being eaten via attack bologna.[6]

At some point, he met Dave the Lollipop in Nasty's Grocer and Deli, and the two of them became friends.[7]

Relationships

Dave the Lollipop

Although Larry sometimes thinks that Dave's eternal screaming can get a bit old, he considers the sentient lollipop a friend. Despite his inability to speak, Dave is able to hold Larry accountable and he keeps him from stretching the truth too much while telling his tall tales.

The two like to mess around with the owner of Nasty's Grocer and Deli by making him believe the store is haunted.[7]

References

  1. transcendence-au. "Anonymous asked: headcanon for larry the sandwich...". [Tumblr] <https://www.tumblr.com/transcendence-au/116513320318/headcanon-for-larry-the-sandwich-hes-a-literal?source=share>
  2. transcendence-au. "iamafandomhopper asked: How does Larry the Sandwich communicate?". [Tumblr] <https://www.tumblr.com/transcendence-au/116903897118/how-does-larry-the-sandwich-communicate-and-for?source=share>
  3. transcendence-au. "the-writer-es asked: A drunk idiot has the great idea to summon Alcor...". [Tumblr] <https://www.tumblr.com/transcendence-au/116379486483/a-drunk-idiot-has-the-great-idea-to-summon-alcor?source=share>
  4. transcendence-au. "the-writer-es asked: Larry the sandwich realizes that he actually likes being a sandwich...". [Tumblr] <https://www.tumblr.com/transcendence-au/117558676936/larry-the-sandwich-realizes-that-he-actually-likes?source=share>
  5. transcendence-au. "Anonymous asked: Would Larry the Sandwich ever rot...". [Tumblr] <https://www.tumblr.com/transcendence-au/131308681535/would-larry-the-sandwich-ever-rot-or-does-he-live?source=share>
  6. transcendence-au. "Anonymous asked: what happens if someone eats Larry...". [Tumblr] <https://www.tumblr.com/transcendence-au/118186533889/what-happens-if-someone-eats-larry-the-sentient?source=share>
  7. 7.0 7.1 GnomeWithALaptop. "the sandwich chronicles" (2023). [Archive of Our Own] <https://archiveofourown.org/works/48279367>