Larry the Sandwich
From Transcendence AU Wiki
Larry the Sandwich is a sentient sandwich that was originally human.
Appearance
Larry looks like a standard white bread sandwich with some lettuce, except with little black legs much like Bill's. He also apparently has a 'bread mouth', with which he can use to communicate (in a heavy Jersey accent).
History
Larry was originally human. He became a sandwich after summoning Alcor while drunk and asking him to "make me a sandwich". At some point, he came to the realization he liked being a sandwich more than he liked being human.
Larry doesn't decompose like a normal sandwich would. He's effectively immortal, and cannot deteriorate by natural means. However, that doesn't mean he can't be killed.
Relationships
Dave the Lollipop
Dave is a lollipop that never stops screaming, and Larry's friend.